Bathroom Stall Graffiti

There are a few places that I can think of where I can find thought-provoking, stimulating material to indulge in. Places such as libraries, museums, a classroom or even perhaps a good movie at the movie theater. But then there are other places; places where I feel more ignorant leaving than when I walked in, places where my faith in humanity dies a little every time I enter.

Yes folks, I'm talking about public restrooms. While I cannot personally attest to the conditions of female stalls, male stalls, particularly in highly trafficked areas such as a shopping mall or a local bar, are full of the most ignorant, derogatory, perverted shit I have ever seen. You can almost expect references to beastiality, perhaps an errant dick and balls drawing, or perhaps a swastika. I mean seriously, what kind of ignorant FUCK sits there, while taking a shit, and has the brilliant idea to pull out a fucking switchblade or sharpie and destroy public property? And for what? So that while I'm taking a shit I get the distinct honor of staring at it?

Or how about the "looking for a good time? call XXX-XXXX". I'll tell you what, when I'm looking for someone to get with I head to the bathroom stalls for some easy numbers. Exactly who the hell are you trying to attract? Do you post your number in a bathroom stall in hopes of attracting classy, well-respected companions? I sure as fuck hope not.

And how about the cliche "(INSERT NAME) was here" bullshit. Wow. Congratulations on immortalizing yourself at the shitter of a local Taco Bell. Seriously, do you expect anyone to recognize your reference? "Joe was here"... great Joe, I bet there were countless Joe's before you and countless after you. You know what the difference is between them and you? Absolutely nothing you dumb fuck.